The Epic Facepalm

No one knows the mysterious identity of this man, as he always has his right hand over his face, which makes it very hard for him to do anything in the ring. He has won one match against Epic Fail Freddy because E.F.F. is just an epic fail. It's rumored that he looks a lot like Jon Stewart, but with an evil goatee. No one should be threatened by this man, because instead of wearing a mask like most men would to hide his identity, he uses his palm.